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THE SIMPSONS
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{\an8}Bart, it's me!
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{\an8}I am Lord Evilton
from Angelica Button's books.
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Angelica Button and the mug of terror
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{\an8}The last book in the series
goes on sale
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{\an8}at midnight,
and we will wait in line.
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{\an8}Wait in line for a book?
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{\an8}-Give them regards from Bart.
-Come on, boy.
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{\an8}All nerds do it.
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{\an8}I'm not a nerd. I am an athlete
too good for sport.
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NEW BOOK BY ANGELICA BUTTON
BOOKACCINO'S
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{\an8}-It is the last book.
-I wonder what will happen.
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{\an8}Maybe Sandrux is the Narcolops.
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{\an8}I heard a rumor that Spider-Man is showing up.
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{\an8}Shut up. here
nospoilers are allowed.
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{\an8}MAGIC IS NOT REAL
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{\an8}I like your costume
by Angelica Button, Lisa.
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Although
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the griffin of your shield
look left, not right.
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And, just so you know, Angelica uses
two tortoiseshell pins.
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But good try.
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{\an8}I based my costume on books,
not in the movies.
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{\an8}Okay, I'm going to distribute
colorful bracelets
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The color of your bracelet will determine...
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Get out of the way or die!
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It's for my son!
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Eureka!
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{\an8}Read it to me!
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{\an8}"'The Dark Lord summoned you,'
said the weakened troll.
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{\an8}Put on the characters' voices!
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{\an8}"And bring your cloak.
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{\an8}"In the torture room
"It can be very cold."
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{\an8}Angelica's first kiss...
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{\an8}A subplot about his cat.
Who cares?
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{\an8}Professor Skizzletwitch
He's a werebear, and no, he's not.
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{\an8}Malicious Krubb is actually
the Kralicious Mubb.
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{\an8}All is lost, use the spell
which you learned in chapter 6.
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{\an8}Magic, magic, magic, win everything.
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{\an8}That was our book of the year.
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{\an8}I think we won
watch some television.
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{\an8}Television!
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{\an8}But children, I want you to go to bed
before 3:00 a.m. m.
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{\an8}Someone has to be the bad guy.
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But I don't understand
how could he murder his wife
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if I was doing
a phone call 5000 km away.
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Maybe he called
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and he killed someone.
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{\an8}I already saw this one. He trained his dog
for him to do it.
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{\an8}Next,
what former Friends star
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{\an8}speak out against illiteracy
in adults?
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{\an8}It's Lisa Kudrow.
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{\an8}Stop saying things, Bart.
That's the job of the television.
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The First Lady accepted
incubate the egg until it hatches.
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More after this.
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See? That's talent.
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Do you think you have it? Well no.
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Because only I can teach it
and I didn't teach them, so they don't have it.
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The Chazz Busby Ballet Academy
arrives in Springfield.
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Auditions are on Monday.
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On Tuesday, the second passes.
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On Wednesday you will see
that I am a heartless pig.
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On Thursday they will understand
They love me, damn it.
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It is closed on Friday.
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Farewell. You are her.
Jump, dance, love.
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{\an8}A ballet academy
in Springfield?
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{\an8}Stand aside, Europe.
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{\an8}I didn't know you liked ballet.
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{\an8}Lisa, did I ever show you
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{\an8}-my box of broken dreams?
-No.
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{\an8}It's upstairs in the closet
of disappointments.
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{\an8}There are many things
what I wanted to do in life
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{\an8}but I never could do it.
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{\an8}Doctor, safe thief,
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{\an8}stethoscope seller.
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{\an8}None came true.
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{\an8}But what I wanted to be most,
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{\an8}since I was little,
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{\an8}she was a dancer.
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{\an8}And what happened?
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{\an8}My chest developed
and my balance was ruined.
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{\an8}Really? As?
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{\an8}First one came out, and then the other.
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{\an8}-Do you think mine...?
-No.
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{\an8}I'm sure you'll have
your dad's breasts.
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{\an8}Mom, it's not too late
to achieve your dream.
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Martha Graham danced
past seventy.
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Do you mean you danced last,
at 70 years old?
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Or that he danced until he was over 70?
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He danced at over 70 years old.
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{\an8}I think you're right.
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{\an8}Homie, I'm going to be a dancer.
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{\an8}-Go-go or boring?
-Bored!
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CHAZZ BUSBY BALLET ACADEMY
FATS ARE NOT ALLOWED
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OPERA ACADEMY
SKINNY GIRL ARE NOT ALLOWED
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Well, ladies, listen up.
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Forget everything you know
about ballet. Good.
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Now from fifth position
of Bolshoi,
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make a battement glissé,
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a double changement,
two fouettés from Swan Lake,
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and end with a grand pas de chat.
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Let's see what he has...
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Simpson, Marge.
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I didn't see dancing like that
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From my Broadway show,
Dance like this.
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It was canceled within a week. too much
smart for corn growers
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and too simple for the wild ones.
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Keep it up. You have something.
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Son, while your mother and your sister
they are outside,
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I will tell you a dark family secret.
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Do you have a problem with alcohol?
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I said it was a secret.
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HOMER'S SECRET AREA - DO NOT PASS
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Have you ever wondered what I do
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-locked in that room?
-Gay things?
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Don't keep wondering!
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{\an8}Beef jerky!
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{\an8}The best of the charques.
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{\an8}That's right. I'm going to cut,
and you submerge it.
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{\an8}MARINADE
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{\an8}Dad, marinating with you is fabulous.
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{\an8}Thank you, son.
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{\an8}That has cow's blood in it.
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Look. I am firmer than ever.
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I can't lower my leg.
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Marge,
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you know the saying.
He who knows, knows, and he who doesn't...
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-Is he boss?
-No, he's going home.
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How can you be a boss if you don't know?
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Long!
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You can't talk to my mother like that.
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who the hell
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Did he teach you to stand like that?
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I always stand like this
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when I tell adults
what they should do.
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You have perfect posture
by nature.
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I almost never say this,
but would you like to be
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a student who pays
at my dance academy?
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I don't know, I...
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We accept.
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Sorry, I was confused.
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You can't be "confused."
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Not until you win six Tonys,
go to rehab
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you marry your plastic surgeon,
you retire
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and go back to work
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in a special show
called Woman of the year.
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You can't...
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I don't remember where I wanted to go.
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A break.
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En pointe!
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-This is very difficult.
-Get used to it.
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They pressure us dancers
constantly to stay focused,
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thin, elegant and slim.
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How do you stand it?
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You find what works for you.
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For some people it is yoga.
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For others, meditation.
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But for all the dancers
of the world, are cigarettes.
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Cigarettes?
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They can kill you.
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They dedicated an entire chapter to it
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in The Adventures of Zack and Cody.
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Zack smokes
to impress a girl,
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but she leaves with Cody.
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Zack's life
It didn't seem like an adventure.
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If God does not want
let the dancers smoke,
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why can I do this?
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No. To concentrate, I just need
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fresh air.
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There is nothing like fresh air.
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Fresh air.
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Horrible, horrible, horrible
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no longer describes
your way of dancing, Lisa.
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You're good, girl.
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I got better since this morning.
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How is it possible?
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Maybe it's because of passive "concentration"
that you inhale.
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They tell them for a reason
"ballerina bars."
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I thought they were "cancer bars."
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I can't hear you!
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My Hindu friend, it is an opportunity
so that the Mini-super
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enter the ground floor
of a new taste sensation.
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You speak well,
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But does the product support it?
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Go to the Charquetorio.
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-That...?
-Where is the charque?
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You wasted my time!
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You achieved a very weak enemy.
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-Have a good day.
-Wait!
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You didn't see the presentation
in PowerPoint.
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Bart?
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"Charque, the product you need.
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"Excellent value.
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"Every salesperson's dream.
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"Stop..."
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They don't need to continue.
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I don't thank them
and I won't come again.
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Who could have done this?
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Something made a hole
on the basement wall
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and the ground is covered with footprints.
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This can only mean one thing.
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Flanders, you ate my jerky!
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As the oak tree said to the dog,
You are getting the wrong tree.
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I spent all morning
crossing out the "for God's sake"
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and the "damn" in these books.
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I know you ate my jerky,
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just like I ate
your reserves for an earthquake.
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Dad, look. Raccoons!
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Stay here.
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Agreed.
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{\an8}"Damn." Better not.
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Lisa...
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Lisa Simpson...
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It's time to smoke.
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Everyone knows that cigarettes
They are the home of flavor
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and a good option
for a hot night.
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But they are for losers!
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Failures?
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You mean failures like
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Simone de Beauvoir, Margaret Mead,
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Queen Elizabeth I, Lauren Bacall...
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My feminist heroines!
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Don't forget about me, Lillian Hellman!
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Smoking gave me the energy I needed
to write and invent mayonnaise.
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Get out the Hellman's, and get the best.
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Smoke with us!
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Smoke with us!
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Smoke with us!
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Yes, that's right, don't be shy.
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Enjoy your charque
with sleeping pills.
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Nobody is smarter than Homer Simpson.
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They are not sleepy.
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They just get blurry.
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Homer, you ate his jerky.
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I thought this could happen,
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so i brought the best weapon
that can be used drugged,
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a crossbow
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GASOLINE
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TARGETS
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Nope!
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ASK ME ABOUT MY DAUGHTER'S TALENT
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THE MOTHERS OF THE DANCERS
THEY DO IT BEHIND THE SCENES
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ballet mom
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Chazz Busby says
that you are making a lot of progress.
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Do you need more heaters?
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No, stop buying me heaters.
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I already have six pairs.
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The important thing is that, someday,
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I'll see my little Marge
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dance at Lincoln Center.
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Lisa, mom. I'm Lisa.
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Of course, you're Lisa.
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Lisa, the dancing Marge.
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Dad, you never win
fighting against animals.
254
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,668
Do you remember when you lost
the war against worms?
255
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,629
It was not a defeat,
but a phased withdrawal.
256
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:38,007
Yeah? They made you build
this statue.
257
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:40,259
{\an8}WORMS ARE BETTER THAN ME
258
00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:43,721
If you cut them, they multiply.
I can't fight it.
259
00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:47,016
Now let's get busy
of those raccoons.
260
00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:55,816
They use the charque
to feed his family.
261
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,693
Look, there's a Homer, a Bart,
262
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,779
a Marge and a Lisa.
263
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,740
They even share my vision
of paternity.
264
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,535
Enjoy the charque, little bugs.
265
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,913
Someday, they will become people.
266
00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:12,082
Bart, bring more jerky
for man's new best friend.
267
00:13:21,425 --> 00:13:22,718
When is the next break?
268
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,553
When the big cigarette
be in nine.
269
00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:27,973
That was very good
270
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:30,017
for some uncoordinated hippos.
271
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Go to the river, ladies.
Go ahead, swim for a while.
272
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:42,613
What am I doing?
273
00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:45,157
I don't need to be a passive smoker
to do ballet.
274
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,994
I need to be an active smoker.
275
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,209
Lisa! Give me that!
276
00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:04,093
I can't believe how easy it is
277
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:06,428
get cigarettes in this country.
278
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:12,685
I can't believe you were smoking.
279
00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:14,603
Did you know that health sturgeon
280
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,438
He said you shouldn't do it?
281
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,399
A "sturgeon" is a fish.
282
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:21,110
And it is a very wise fish.
283
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:26,198
Marge, I'm going to take Lisa away from you.
that stupid... What...?
284
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,742
LISA - TUTU MOM IS PROUD OF YOU
285
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:30,035
homie,
286
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,246
lately I'm very happy.
287
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:33,747
I feel completely fulfilled,
288
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:36,750
as a mother and as a fan
of youth ballet.
289
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,294
What did you want to tell me?
290
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,881
Are you sure you want
for Lisa to continue dancing?
291
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,883
Nothing cheers a mother's heart
292
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:46,802
like seeing your daughter take flight.
293
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,346
Look at me, I'm shining.
294
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:50,431
Maybe you're drunk.
295
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:53,309
Homie, watching Lisa dance makes me
296
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,477
very, very happy.
297
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:00,983
OK.
298
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,737
Fatherhood makes
my brain hurts.
299
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:05,821
Dad!
300
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,531
Dad, can you help me?
301
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:08,782
Take care of yourself.
302
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:14,371
How it means so much to your mother,
303
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:15,748
You can continue with ballet.
304
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:17,625
But you have to stop smoking.
305
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,126
Even as a passive smoker!
306
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:20,336
It's easy for you to say.
307
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,838
You never had to be thin
nor concentrated.
308
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,256
What did you say?
309
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:27,051
I'm just saying that it will be difficult for me to leave it,
310
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:29,094
especially before the recital.
311
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,013
I thought you could
have problems with this.
312
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:34,266
That's why I asked someone
to keep an eye on you.
313
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,310
Someone you would never expect.
314
00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:37,478
Is it Bart?
315
00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:38,562
Come on, boy, come out.
316
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,108
Over the next three days
317
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:46,236
I will be glued to you
like syrup on a carpet.
318
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:49,281
I will haunt you like the smell of fish
to a dog from Gloucester.
319
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,158
I will follow you like...
320
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:52,785
Where did he go?
321
00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:55,120
BALLET RECITAL TONIGHT
"SLEEPING BEAUTY"
322
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Very good, all of them. Dress rehearsal.
323
00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:07,049
Be careful!
I'm still paying for that nose!
324
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:10,094
Lisa, last time I checked
This was not wrestling.
325
00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:11,303
And I noticed five minutes ago.
326
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,602
Lisa, come here.
327
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:21,522
Can't. I promised I wouldn't.
328
00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:22,648
If you don't inhale it,
329
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,733
the smoke could reach a baby.
330
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:29,113
like my companions
They worried about putting pressure on me...
331
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:32,992
-That is. Fantastic.
-That's how it's done.
332
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,660
-Far better.
-Yes, that's it.
333
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,078
DIRTY HEATERS
334
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:47,006
Hello.
335
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:48,841
What did he do?
336
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,217
Heavens!
337
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,219
I'm going to fix it once and for all.
338
00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:54,346
we will meet
at the agreed place.
339
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,306
-Who was it?
-Wrong number.
340
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,350
BALLET RECITAL TONIGHT
"SLEEPING BEAUTY"
341
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:02,604
Five minutes, ladies.
342
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:11,989
Bart, it's time
of Operation Plan Loco.
343
00:17:12,072 --> 00:17:14,366
Step one: we put the raccoon in there.
344
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,492
What if someone catches him?
345
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:18,996
Don't worry. I have a perfect way
to hide his identity.
346
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:25,627
Alright, let's go, boy!
347
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:43,395
Not the keys! Cigarettes!
348
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,984
Yes, that's what I mean.
349
00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:51,320
ENTRANCE TO BACKGROUNDS
350
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:56,075
Now we will get rid
of cigarettes.
351
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,577
I'd love a cigarette.
352
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:01,663
Thank you, God.
353
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:05,084
-A cigarette?
-Can't. I am pregnant.
354
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:06,919
Another favor?
355
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:16,386
What a great first act.
356
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:19,181
I hope Sleeping Beauty
never wake up.
357
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:22,684
-That was very good.
-Good job. Fabulous.
358
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:26,688
My cigarettes! What happened to them?
359
00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:30,150
I found one!
360
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,569
-That's your finger!
-I don't mind!
361
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:54,133
Be careful with the hoof,
bristle of blue ribbons.
362
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,385
I'll spit on your grave, grandma!
363
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,679
NO SMOKING
364
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:01,265
Nope! My appetite is coming back!
365
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,730
I haven't seen trash like this.
from my broadway show
366
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:09,815
Trash like this.
367
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:11,150
It lasted five years on the bill.
368
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,818
We can smoke the programs.
369
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:18,824
I can smoke my hair.
370
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,954
Maybe there's chewing gum
under the seats!
371
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,709
Okay, that's enough!
372
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,586
I want to talk
about a horrible practice
373
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,671
that affects millions
of Americans.
374
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:35,090
We have known for years
how dangerous it is.
375
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,508
Stops growth.
376
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,719
And it is sold to children.
377
00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:40,846
I mean ballet.
378
00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:42,306
I smoke for that!
379
00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:46,393
Ballet is unnatural
and unfair for women.
380
00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:49,771
Now I'll take off
the oppressive sneakers!
381
00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:55,694
You will never bring down the great ballet!
382
00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:57,696
Never! Good day!
383
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:16,673
{\an8}This is the family tradition
which I like the most.
384
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:19,384
{\an8}Ice cream after a horrible recital.
385
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,553
and I'm glad
having stopped smoking
386
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,972
thanks to these nicotine patches
for children.
387
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:27,726
And I learned that it is wrong
live the career of your dreams
388
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:30,229
-through your children.
-So can I stop training?
389
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,147
-Mexican wrestling?
-No!
390
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:36,318
Rehearse how to strut
for the public, El Guapo.
391
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,032
Come on! Strut more!
392
00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:43,867
Make them hate you!
393
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:47,079
You feed on their hate
and you are hungry!
394
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,840
Translated by: Aitor Santiago Garin